Little Billy and the old man

[Benevolent One]

Little Billy was sitting on a park bench. He opened a bag and pulled out 5 candy bars and proceeded to eat every one of them. There was an old man sitting on a bench across from him. He told Billy "You really shouldn't eat that much candy. It will make you fat, give you acne and rot your teeth".

Billy told him "My great-grandfather lived to be 107 years old"

The old man replied "Did he eat 5 candy bars a day?"

Billy said "No. But he knew how to mind his own freaking business!"

 

[Benevolent One]

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[Curves]

hahahaha I can think of many people that applies too!