LITTLE BOY ON BUS
> > A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
> > reading a book, andnoticed he had his collar on
> > backwards. The little boy asked why hewore his
> > collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said,
> > 'I am a Father.' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy
> > doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest
> > looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the
> > Father ofmany.' The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4
> > girls and two grandchildren and hedoesn't wear his
> > collar that way!' The priest, getting impatient,
> > said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', andwent back to
> > reading his book. The little boy sat quietly
> > thinking for a while, then leaned over andsaid,
> > 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants
> > on backwardsinstead of your collar.'
> > A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
> > reading a book, andnoticed he had his collar on
> > backwards. The little boy asked why hewore his
> > collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said,
> > 'I am a Father.' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy
> > doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest
> > looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the
> > Father ofmany.' The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4
> > girls and two grandchildren and hedoesn't wear his
> > collar that way!' The priest, getting impatient,
> > said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', andwent back to
> > reading his book. The little boy sat quietly
> > thinking for a while, then leaned over andsaid,
> > 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants
> > on backwardsinstead of your collar.'