A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station
when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled
in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and
has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks
over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," he
says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter
looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to
the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the
fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire
truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
I think you could go faster." The little girl says, "You're
probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled
in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and
has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks
over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," he
says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter
looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to
the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the
fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire
truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
I think you could go faster." The little girl says, "You're
probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
:lol: 
MEROOOWWWW 