LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
>
> A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
> airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
> ' Let ' s talk. I ' ve heard that flights go quicker if you
> strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. '
>
> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
> it slowly and said to the stranger, ' What would you
> like to talk about? '
>
> ' Oh, I don ' t know, ' said the stranger. ' How about
> nuclear power? ' and he smiles.
>
> OK, ' she said. ' That could be an interesting topic.
> But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
> and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
> deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
> flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
> grass. Why do you suppose that is? '
>
> The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl ' s
> intelligence, thinks about it and says, ' Hmmm, I have
> no idea. '
>
> To which the little girl replies, ' Do you really feel
> qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don ' t know
> ****?
>
> A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
> airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
> ' Let ' s talk. I ' ve heard that flights go quicker if you
> strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. '
>
> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
> it slowly and said to the stranger, ' What would you
> like to talk about? '
>
> ' Oh, I don ' t know, ' said the stranger. ' How about
> nuclear power? ' and he smiles.
>
> OK, ' she said. ' That could be an interesting topic.
> But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
> and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
> deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
> flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
> grass. Why do you suppose that is? '
>
> The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl ' s
> intelligence, thinks about it and says, ' Hmmm, I have
> no idea. '
>
> To which the little girl replies, ' Do you really feel
> qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don ' t know
> ****?