Little Johnny

[muggle not]

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
teach good manners, asked her students the
following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
with a nice young lady,how would you tell her
that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would
be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say
it?"

Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to
go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to
say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain
for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused
for a moment? I have to shake hands with a
very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher fainted...