Little Johnny's at it Again!
> Little Johnny's at it again.....
> A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
> She started her class by saying,
> "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
> After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
> The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
> No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
> Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed
> cold cream on her face."Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
> "To make myself beautiful," said his mother,
> who then began removing t he cream with a tissue.
> "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
> The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
> She called on him and said,"Johnny!
> What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
> Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
>
> * ; * * * * * * * * * *
> Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
> local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board
> of the 10 most wanted criminals.
> One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was
> the photo of a wanted person.
> "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."
> Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
>
> * * *&nb sp; * * * * * * *
> Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
> He watched as his father moved from horse to horse,
> running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump.
> After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
> His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses,
> ; I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
> Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
> If this brightened your day, don't let it stop here.
> Your friends, they like Johnny too, ya know.
> Little Johnny's at it again.....
> A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
> She started her class by saying,
> "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
> After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
> The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
> No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
> Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed
> cold cream on her face."Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
> "To make myself beautiful," said his mother,
> who then began removing t he cream with a tissue.
> "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
> The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
> She called on him and said,"Johnny!
> What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
> Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
>
> * ; * * * * * * * * * *
> Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
> local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board
> of the 10 most wanted criminals.
> One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was
> the photo of a wanted person.
> "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."
> Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
>
> * * *&nb sp; * * * * * * *
> Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
> He watched as his father moved from horse to horse,
> running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump.
> After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
> His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses,
> ; I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
> Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
> If this brightened your day, don't let it stop here.
> Your friends, they like Johnny too, ya know.