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That was funny. This is another Lone Ranger and Tonto story.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
"The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo."
"Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning."
"Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. "
"What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo poop!"
"It means someone stole the tent."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
"The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo."
"Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning."
"Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. "
"What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo poop!"
"It means someone stole the tent."
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Great story, the following is my favorite
One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger had to take a leak. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my privates go to town and ask the doctor what to do."
So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"
The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venom."
Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"
One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger had to take a leak. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my privates go to town and ask the doctor what to do."
So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"
The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venom."
Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"