Long sermon
A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up
and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned
just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor
asked the man where he had gone.
"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.
"But," said the pastor,
"why didn't you do that before the service?"
"Because," the gentleman said,
"I didn't need one then."
A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up
and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned
just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor
asked the man where he had gone.
"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.
"But," said the pastor,
"why didn't you do that before the service?"
"Because," the gentleman said,
"I didn't need one then."
