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dragonlady424
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> >15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner
> >is taking their sweet time:
> >
> >1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
> >people's carts when they aren't looking.
> >
> >2.Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at
> >5-minute intervals.
> >
> >3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
> >to the rest rooms.
> >
> >4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
> >official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares......and see
> >what happens.
> >
> >5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
> >lay away.
> >
> >6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
> >area.
> >
> >7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
> >other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring
> >pillows from the bedding department.
> >
> >8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry
> >and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
> >
> >9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a
> >mirror and pick your nose.
> >
> >10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask
> >the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
> >
> >11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
> >humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
> >
> >12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna
> >look" using different size funnels.
> >
> >13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
> >through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
> >
> >14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
> >assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's
> >those voices again!!!!"
> >
> >And last but not least
> >
> >15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a
> >while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in
> >here!"
> >
> >is taking their sweet time:
> >
> >1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
> >people's carts when they aren't looking.
> >
> >2.Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at
> >5-minute intervals.
> >
> >3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
> >to the rest rooms.
> >
> >4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
> >official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares......and see
> >what happens.
> >
> >5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
> >lay away.
> >
> >6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
> >area.
> >
> >7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
> >other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring
> >pillows from the bedding department.
> >
> >8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry
> >and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
> >
> >9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a
> >mirror and pick your nose.
> >
> >10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask
> >the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
> >
> >11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
> >humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
> >
> >12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna
> >look" using different size funnels.
> >
> >13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
> >through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
> >
> >14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
> >assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's
> >those voices again!!!!"
> >
> >And last but not least
> >
> >15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a
> >while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in
> >here!"
> >
