Lover's Lane

kat2220

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A cop was patrolling at night at a well-known lovers' lane. He sees a couple in a car with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop approaches the car to get a closer look.

He sees a young man behind the wheel reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the cop says: "And the young lady...what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a lovers' lane and nothing else is happening!

"What's your age, young man?" the cop asks.
"I'm 23, sir."
"And the young lady ... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes, sir."
 
"What's your age, young man?" the cop asks.
"I'm 23, sir."
"And the young lady ... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes, sir."


:pbjtime: :XXROFL: :pbjtime:
 
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