Pa and Ma were taking a load of produce into town to sell.
Pa held the reins as the old horse trotted down the road.
Ma said softly, "Pa, hold my hand."
Pa obliged.
A bit later, Ma says, "Pa, kiss me?" So he kisses her.
A little further along, she says."Pa..."
"Damn it. Ma!" snapped Pa. "Get off the cucumbers and sit on the
melons!"
Pa held the reins as the old horse trotted down the road.
Ma said softly, "Pa, hold my hand."
Pa obliged.
A bit later, Ma says, "Pa, kiss me?" So he kisses her.
A little further along, she says."Pa..."
"Damn it. Ma!" snapped Pa. "Get off the cucumbers and sit on the
melons!"