Three very macho mice are standing around trying to outdo
each other.
The first mouse says, "You know those little pellets they
put out around the house trying to poison us? I love those
things. I eat 'em like candy."
The second mouse, not to be outdone says, "Oh yeah? Well,
you know those mousetraps they put out to try to catch us?
What I do is get on the trap, grab the cheese, and then
flip over onto my back, and when the steel bar comes
swinging down I grab it and do bench presses with it."
The third mouse says, "You guys are really a couple of
tough mice, and I'd love to keep hangin' out with you
here, but I gotta go screw the cat."
each other.
The first mouse says, "You know those little pellets they
put out around the house trying to poison us? I love those
things. I eat 'em like candy."
The second mouse, not to be outdone says, "Oh yeah? Well,
you know those mousetraps they put out to try to catch us?
What I do is get on the trap, grab the cheese, and then
flip over onto my back, and when the steel bar comes
swinging down I grab it and do bench presses with it."
The third mouse says, "You guys are really a couple of
tough mice, and I'd love to keep hangin' out with you
here, but I gotta go screw the cat."