Man blames cat for downloading child-sex photos

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A Florida man told authorities his cat was responsible for more than 1,000 images of alleged child pornography found on his home computer, the Martin County Sheriff's Department reports.

Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. He told investigators he was downloading music and his cat jumped on the keyboard after he had left the room. When he returned, he found "strange things" on his computer, according to the sheriff's report.

Griffin, 48, is being held on $250,000 bond. A neighbor is taking care of the cat — who has not been charged.
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadlin...ames-cat-for-downloading-childsex-photos.html
 
He will be found innocent. The cat was downloading what he thought was kitty porn.

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LOL Some of those kitties remind me of some years ago, while visiting with my parents in OKC, we went to a unique restaurant named Molly Murphy's. The uniqueness of it was that not only were every table and booth different, so were the people who worked there. They would dress in costume and none of them were the same. As you can guess, one of our ****tail waitress' was dressed as a cat. Not bad either, but the thing I remembered was that our waiter was dressed as a circus master. Everyone was a comedian and so when our waiter brought out food, he had to unwrap the baked potatoes from the foil. Once he had everyone's potatoes ready, he told us to watch this and then he would ball of the foil and throw it. The kitty would put down what she was carrying at that moment and chase the balls of foil. It was definitely fun to watch her bend over and pick up the foil! :D
 
LOL Some of those kitties remind me of some years ago, while visiting with my parents in OKC, we went to a unique restaurant named Molly Murphy's. The uniqueness of it was that not only were every table and booth different, so were the people who worked there. They would dress in costume and none of them were the same. As you can guess, one of our ****tail waitress' was dressed as a cat. Not bad either, but the thing I remembered was that our waiter was dressed as a circus master. Everyone was a comedian and so when our waiter brought out food, he had to unwrap the baked potatoes from the foil. Once he had everyone's potatoes ready, he told us to watch this and then he would ball of the foil and throw it. The kitty would put down what she was carrying at that moment and chase the balls of foil. It was definitely fun to watch her bend over and pick up the foil! :D
need more of those kinds of restaurants!
 
need more of those kinds of restaurants!
I loved that place, not for just what I witnessed, but for the shear fun of eating out at that place. However, and if you know any of Oklahoma liquor laws, Molly Murphy's was forced to close because someone objected to them serving drinks in the company of minors. That was what I heard, but there was probably more to it than that. I once talked to a guy who flew in from Detroit just to eat there. That's how popular that place was. Also, there was a waiting list for those who wanted to work there and they had to tryout in the interview.

The salad bar was an old Jaguar XKE with the ****pit area filled with salad stuff. Now and then a whistle would be heard and everyone worker would stop what they were doing and go polish the car. And God help you if you needed to use the restroom and didn't know where it was. If you asked the waiter or any of the staff, everyone in the place would know what you wanted. They would form a "Potty Train" and take you all over the restaurant, even if the door to the potty was right next to your table.
 
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