kelloggs5TLfan
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> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
> at home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear
> Lord, I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely
> stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a
> trade in our bodies."
>
> God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
> sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
> He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their
> school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
> school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
> and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and
> telephone bill, drove to the power company and the phone company and paid
> the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries.
> He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
>
> Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
> laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the
> school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way
> home. He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their
> homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
> ironing.
>
> At 4:30 PM he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads, breaded
> the chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned
> the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put
> them to bed. At 9:00 PM he was exhausted and though his chores weren't
> finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
> managed to get through without complaint.
>
> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "
> Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
> being able to stay home all day.
>
> Please, O Lord please, let us trade back."
>
> The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
> learned your lesson, and I will be happy to change things back to the way
> they were. You'll have to wait 9 months, though. You got pregnant last
> night!!!"
> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
> at home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear
> Lord, I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely
> stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a
> trade in our bodies."
>
> God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
> sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
> He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their
> school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
> school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
> and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and
> telephone bill, drove to the power company and the phone company and paid
> the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries.
> He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
>
> Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
> laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the
> school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way
> home. He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their
> homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
> ironing.
>
> At 4:30 PM he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads, breaded
> the chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned
> the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put
> them to bed. At 9:00 PM he was exhausted and though his chores weren't
> finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
> managed to get through without complaint.
>
> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "
> Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
> being able to stay home all day.
>
> Please, O Lord please, let us trade back."
>
> The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
> learned your lesson, and I will be happy to change things back to the way
> they were. You'll have to wait 9 months, though. You got pregnant last
> night!!!"
