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An elderly couple was sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the gentleman said to his wife, "Just think honey, we've been married for 50 years. You know," the old man went on, "we were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," said his wife coyly, "should we get naked again?" With a grin, they stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know honey," the little lady said breathlessly, "my nipples are as hot for you today as they were when we were newlyweds!" "I'm not surprised," replied the husband, "One's in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee."
