There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. One day they were sitting in the breakfast nook in the house they bought way back then. When the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 Years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here in this very nook together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," She snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied,"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years go." "I wouldn't be surprised," he replied . "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!!!!