Martha Stewart vs Real Women

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HappyHour

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The ladies should appreciate this one......


Martha's Way:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Women's Way:
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.


Martha's Way
If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up."

The Real Women's Way:
Too damn bad, eat it anyway.


Martha's Way
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful
glossy finish.

The Real Women's Way:
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I just don't do it.


Martha's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Real Women's Way:
Take a lime, mix it with vodka, gin, tequila, etc., add ice, and drink. You might still have the headache; but, you won't care any more.


Martha's Way
If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

The Real Women's Way:
Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.


And finally, the most important tip

Martha's Way
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

The Real Women's Way:
Leftover wine??????
 
Originally posted by HappyHour

Take a lime, mix it with vodka, gin, tequila, etc., add ice, and drink. You might still have the headache; but, you won't care any more.




works evertime hehehe :D :p
 
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