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If one out of five Americans suffer from diarrhea does that mean one enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in air tight packages?
Aren't they stale bread to begin with?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called holes?
(This is my favorite)
If a pig loses it voice is it disgruntled?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and cleaners depressed?
Do Lipton Tea employees take a coffee break?
If mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, I wonder what do Chinese mothers use, toothpicks?
Whatever happened top Preparations A through G?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Statistics on sanity say one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay ..........?
Why do croutons come in air tight packages?
Aren't they stale bread to begin with?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called holes?
(This is my favorite)
If a pig loses it voice is it disgruntled?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and cleaners depressed?
Do Lipton Tea employees take a coffee break?
If mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, I wonder what do Chinese mothers use, toothpicks?
Whatever happened top Preparations A through G?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Statistics on sanity say one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay ..........?