LADIES, THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE....... MEN, JUST READ IT...
He said, I don't know why you wear a bra;
You've got nothing to put in it.
She said, You wear pants don't you?
He said, What have you been doing with all the grocery Money
I gave you?
She said, Turn sideways &look in the mirror!
Written on a wall in a ladies room, "My husband follows me =
Everywhere."
Written just below it, "I do not."
What is the difference between men &government bonds?
The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night?
A widow.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge &go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed & go to the
fridge.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says. "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
He said, I don't know why you wear a bra;
You've got nothing to put in it.
She said, You wear pants don't you?
He said, What have you been doing with all the grocery Money
I gave you?
She said, Turn sideways &look in the mirror!
Written on a wall in a ladies room, "My husband follows me =
Everywhere."
Written just below it, "I do not."
What is the difference between men &government bonds?
The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night?
A widow.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge &go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed & go to the
fridge.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says. "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
