Some of the below are good, some are eh, but men hate all of them...
> All About Men!
>
> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING S*X?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
>
>
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
> (they don't have enough time)
>
>
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't
> stop to ask directions)
>
>
> 4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
>
> 5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
> (because they don't have penises to put them in)
>
> 6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON? (they're
> intended for children, but men usually play with them)
>
>
> 7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their a*sholes and they vapour lock)
> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>
> 8. WHY DO MEN M*STURBATE?
> (it is s*x with someone they love)
>
>
> 9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at ****tail parties)
>
>
> 10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
>
> 11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
> (so he can tell if he's coming or going)
> All About Men!
>
> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING S*X?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
>
>
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
> (they don't have enough time)
>
>
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't
> stop to ask directions)
>
>
> 4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
>
> 5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
> (because they don't have penises to put them in)
>
> 6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON? (they're
> intended for children, but men usually play with them)
>
>
> 7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their a*sholes and they vapour lock)
> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>
> 8. WHY DO MEN M*STURBATE?
> (it is s*x with someone they love)
>
>
> 9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at ****tail parties)
>
>
> 10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
>
> 11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
> (so he can tell if he's coming or going)
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