MOOSE_______!

[Thegroundpounder99]

Two Canadian guys are sitting at the bar bored. So the first Canadian guy asks, you want to play a game? I'll think of a word and give you twenty questions to guess it. Second Canadian guy says sure, let me know when you're ready. So the first guy thinks of his word, MOOSEC*CK. Second guy asks, "Is it edible?" First guy thinks for a second and says "Yeah, you could eat it" Second guy replies, "IS IT MOOSEC*CK???

 

[Racer1930]

A Moose walks into a bar and asks "do you serve Moosehead Beer here?"

Bartender: (somewhat in shock and frightened with a 2000 pound talking moose in his presence) responds..no sir Mr. Moose."

Moose repsonds: "OK - give me a Molsons in a cold glass..and make it snappy"