Betsy
Team Owner
Michael Jackson's autopsy results are in. Turns out he didn't die of cardiac arrest after all. He really died of food poisoning... he ate a ten year old wiener.
Although there is another theory that he choked on some 12 year old nuts.
Others say he was found in his bed with a couple of children having a stroke.
Paramedics might have saved him if they hadn't wasted 3 hours trying to get the color back into his cheeks.
I heard the funeral will be held at 3:15... that's when the big hand touches the little hand.
Actually only Michael's body will be buried, his head will go in the recycling bin.
There's a rumor he's going to be recycled into shopping bags... makes sense I guess, they're white, plastic, and a hazard to little children.
Either that or he'll be melted down into Lego blocks. That way, kids could play with him for a change.
Another source reports they're going to cremate him and put his ashes inside an etch-a-sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
I heard McDonalds is coming out with a new sandwich in memory of Michael. It's called the `McJackson4 - a fifty year old piece of meat between two eight year old buns.
Although there is another theory that he choked on some 12 year old nuts.
Others say he was found in his bed with a couple of children having a stroke.
Paramedics might have saved him if they hadn't wasted 3 hours trying to get the color back into his cheeks.
I heard the funeral will be held at 3:15... that's when the big hand touches the little hand.
Actually only Michael's body will be buried, his head will go in the recycling bin.
There's a rumor he's going to be recycled into shopping bags... makes sense I guess, they're white, plastic, and a hazard to little children.
Either that or he'll be melted down into Lego blocks. That way, kids could play with him for a change.
Another source reports they're going to cremate him and put his ashes inside an etch-a-sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
I heard McDonalds is coming out with a new sandwich in memory of Michael. It's called the `McJackson4 - a fifty year old piece of meat between two eight year old buns.