Morning Sickness

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Penny dropped in on her neighbor and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

The neighbor told her that she had "morning sickness."

Surprised, the neighbor said, "I didn't even know you were pregnant again!"

"I'm not," the harried young woman replied, "I'm just sick of mornings."
 
Boy, can I relate! After I realize that I won't be in the day's obits, I just want to go back to sleep! :D
 
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