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Students in an advanced biology class were taking their midterm exam. The last question was; "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk."
The question was worth 70 points on the exam or none at all.
One student in particular was hard pressed to think of seven advantages but managed the following:
1) It is a perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against some disease.
3) It is always the proper temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa.
6) It is available as needed.
Now the guy was stuck. He could not come up with anything and in one last desperate leap of faith he listed;
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it is high enough off the floor the cat can't get it.
He got an "A".
The question was worth 70 points on the exam or none at all.
One student in particular was hard pressed to think of seven advantages but managed the following:
1) It is a perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against some disease.
3) It is always the proper temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa.
6) It is available as needed.
Now the guy was stuck. He could not come up with anything and in one last desperate leap of faith he listed;
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it is high enough off the floor the cat can't get it.
He got an "A".