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While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc..
Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan '
An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row sat up and took notice, then motioned to the attendant he wanted to see her and then asked, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?".
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, the entire crew is female."
"My God, I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the ****pit", the old Msgt. said.
"That's another thing, Sergeant," said the attendant, "We No Longer Call It The ****pit. It's now known as The Box Office".
Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan '
An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row sat up and took notice, then motioned to the attendant he wanted to see her and then asked, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?".
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, the entire crew is female."
"My God, I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the ****pit", the old Msgt. said.
"That's another thing, Sergeant," said the attendant, "We No Longer Call It The ****pit. It's now known as The Box Office".
