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LMAO, thats was a good one! My alltime greatest pick up line...
"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?" LMAO...love it..
 
:wub: oh how romantic are you guys, I can't resist all these sweet pick up lines. :p
I had a guy come up to me and say "I would like to apply for the positon of painting on your jeans." that was bad.
 
I may have tried those good 'ol lines (and a few not so good) back when I was 22-22 but anymore it's usually, "can I by you a drink" or "would you like to dance" (Always start out with a 2 step, and work into polishing the buckle :p ) Seems to work just fine....but then again, I'm old
 
Originally posted by mlitefan01@May 30 2003, 10:43 AM
I may have tried those good 'ol lines (and a few not so good) back when I was 22-22 but anymore it's usually, "can I by you a drink" or "would you like to dance" (Always start out with a 2 step, and work into polishing the buckle :p ) Seems to work just fine....but then again, I'm old
You keep saying your old and it's making me feel old cause I have a year or two on ya. I would much rather have a guy ask me to dance or to buy me a drink than some stupid pick up line.
 
Originally posted by DeeDee+May 30 2003, 08:01 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DeeDee @ May 30 2003, 08:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--mlitefan01@May 30 2003, 10:43 AM
I may have tried those good 'ol lines (and a few not so good) back when I was 22-22 but anymore it's usually, "can I by you a drink" or "would you like to dance"&nbsp; (Always start out with a 2 step, and work into polishing the buckle :p ) Seems to work just fine....but then again, I'm old
You keep saying your old and it's making me feel old cause I have a year or two on ya. I would much rather have a guy ask me to dance or to buy me a drink than some stupid pick up line. [/b][/quote]
This goes against everything I know about women in general, but I'm gonna ask anyhow,.......so how old aren't ya? I turn 28 in about 2 weeks here. It's not so much being old, as feeling old, I have my ten year reunion this summer and my son turns 3 in August, where does the time go?
 
The two of you are not anywhere near "old" yet. I turned 38 last month and my son will be a freshman in high school when school starts back in August this year. And this year is my 20 year class reunion. My older step-daughter graduated last year and the younger one graduates tonite.

mlitefan, please enjoy your son while he is young. They do grow up to become teenagers. (Just think back to the time when you were a teenager.) The same goes for you too, Dee. Enjoy your children when they are young. They grow up way too fast.
 
Originally posted by majestyx@May 30 2003, 08:32 AM
The two of you are not anywhere near "old" yet. I turned 38 last month and my son will be a freshman in high school when school starts back in August this year. And this year is my 20 year class reunion. My older step-daughter graduated last year and the younger one graduates tonite.

mlitefan, please enjoy your son while he is young. They do grow up to become teenagers. (Just think back to the time when you were a teenager.) The same goes for you too, Dee. Enjoy your children when they are young. They grow up way too fast.
I am working on spending time with my son, but unfortuantly I am in the middle of a nice little custody battle with his mother. Long, long story there, but until we get this straightened out, the only time I get to see him is when it's convienent for her and I can afford to make a 350 mile drive to where they are living. Drives me nuts thinking about it!!
 
Sorry to hear that, mlitefan. I have never agreed with the way parents "fight" over a child, thinking one is better than the other. My son's father and I split when he was 18 months old, but we still remain friends. Most people who are not familiar with our situation are completely blown away. My son calls my husband "Dad" (and has since he was 5) and calls his father "Daddy". I completely throws people because they are confused with which one he is referring to.
We always have done things that are in the best interest of "the child" and not what our egos think is best. Life is just too short.

On the other hand, I have also been involved in the type of situation that you are in with my husband's girls. They are 18 and 19 now and just tell their mother where to go if they don't like what she has to say.
 
Originally posted by mlitefan01@May 30 2003, 11:25 AM
This goes against everything I know about women in general, but I'm gonna ask anyhow,.......so how old aren't ya? I turn 28 in about 2 weeks here. It's not so much being old, as feeling old, I have my ten year reunion this summer and my son turns 3 in August, where does the time go?
Like I said I have a year or two on ya. I am still 20-something. ;) I have a ten year old daughter, who is my life. She is so wonderful! I have been through the whole custody battle and there is nothing worse in the world. It wasn't her he wanted though he just didn't want to pay child support, so I agreed not to ask for child support if he agreed to stop pretending he wanted to be a full time dad. Now he is supposed to get her every other weekend and one day during the week but it ends up being when he has time or it is convenient for him, which isn't very often. Oh well her and I love spending time together. I hope things work out so you can see your son more.
 
My son's mother and I were never close, but from the time he was born she has said she wants me to be more a part of his life and I have made an honest effort to do so. The distance makes it difficult and I got tired of her excuses, "he's not old enough" and "he can't handle being away from me over night" I finally got tired of it and filed a parenting plan, which she of course is fighting. I would like to get half custody, but my attroney says realistically I can only hope for every other weekend. As for the Child support, I have been paying $246 a month for 2 years now (plus an additional $128 a month to pay back support for the first year) Things aren't really moving along at all right now, it's really stressful and I don't know how people do it. We'll see what happens. At least my attorney is willing to work with me on the bill, (I get to spend my weekends stretching barb wire on his ranch) Only in Montana!
 
I wish you the best of luck. Just don't give up. Be a part of his life as much as you can and when you do get time with him make it count. Just do the best you can and when he gets older he'll know you cared. Do you call him much? I know he is only 3, but I remember when Tay was that age and would be with her dad I would call her. Little things like that will matter in the long run.
 
I'll take that under advisement. I hadn't even really thought about it that much. I have been pretty much just dealing with her via email so everything is documented. (Also, she is just plain rude when I call her) He's hardly ever at the house anymore with her going to school and spending all her time at her grandparent's
 
Sorry bout bringing this up BTW, I don't normally like to get people drug into my problems. Thanks for the advice though.

Tj
 
Here's a line that never seemed to work for me.

"hey, you know, you ain't that ugly"

OK guys and gals help me out here. What's wrong with that
 
I know some pick-up lines that work great. But they only work in West Virginia. Like..."That's a pretty nice tooth ya got there!" Not sure that would have much use in many other places though. :p
 
Originally posted by 4xchampncountin@May 31 2003, 09:30 AM
I know some pick-up lines that work great. But they only work in West Virginia. Like..."That's a pretty nice tooth ya got there!" Not sure that would have much use in many other places though. :p
maybe eastern Kentucky :D
 
Man you all are making me feel old. At 50 that is. Oh by the way I don't have a pick up line, The last time I picked up a woman I pulled my back out of place. :D :D
 
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