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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make
you the
happiest woman in the world." The woman says, "I'll miss you."
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
stepped out of
the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think
if I mowed
the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your
money," she replied.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive
man?
A: A rumor
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
love to you
really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded.
On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere...
Written just below it "I do not"
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea ... you stand by the ironing
board while I sit
on the sofa and fart.
He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
