Name a sponsor that you dont think Danica Patrick will ever do a commerical for

[pdesil711]

Idea's?

Have Fun

 

[VaDirt]

Tampax:

When you leak, nobody wins.

 

[carsntunes]

Extenze?

 

[kkfan91]

viagra

 

[SST55]

Summers Eve??

 

[Benevolent One]

I always thought KY Jelly should sponsor a car. Can you hear the announcers? "...And the KY car slips easily into the gap between the 6 and the 12 cars...now he ends up sliding right up the track..."

 

[kkfan91]

I always thought KY Jelly should sponsor a car. Can you hear the announcers? "...And the KY car slips easily into the gap between the 6 and the 9 cars...now he ends up sliding right up the track..."

 

[SST55]

What's kentucky jelly got to do with racin' anyway???

 

[pdesil711]

Vagasil Its hard to drive a race car when your itching and scratchin

 

[mike honcho]

Just for Men

 

[Bucky Badger]

I can't take credit for this one...funny tho
PREPARATION-H,,,, When you are in for a bumpy ride

 

[SpeedPagan]

Playboy!

 

[Benevolent One]

Ex-Lax?

Although I could see them sponsoring something like the "Ex-Lax Smooth Move of the Race Award" on a weekly basis or something.

 

[Nitro Dude]

The big and tall store.

 

[Greg]

1. "Crab Revege" is a wonderful product

Or


2. Danica simulator

 

[kkfan91]

For number 2 there...how many guys actually want to know

 

[KingGlamis]

StarKirst Tuna.

 

[kkfan91]

StarKirst Tuna.

You wouldn't stamp that on a bikini?

 

[Magnethead]

You wouldn't stamp that on a bikini?

sounds fishy.

 

[Magicmiler]

Gold Bond Powder...Rubbin's Racin'............

 

[Peyton Shea]

I can't think of anything as good as ya'll have posted ...

 

[Greg]

"The Nomex Kotex "(cause smoke sez she's hot)


.

 

[AustinDillon3]

National Guard and Doritos

 

[FenderBumper]

Extra support bra.

 

[GrizzlyBearBob]

Jack Daniels!

 

[Greg]

(P.A. drivers starting grid broadcast inprogress....)

"Starting 39th in the GoDaddy "Butt Foam" chevrolet Danica Patick...

Lap 1.5 time for a commercial "hello this Danica " "I haul foam in the godaddy butt foam chevy"

 

[ToyYoda]

She will never drive for GoDaddy's biggest rival, StopMommy.

 

[Benevolent One]

She will never drive for GoDaddy's biggest rival, StopMommy.

That's pretty good