NASCAR Selling Busch and Truck Series to the NHRA
By Greg Engle, Editor Cup Scene Daily
According to several anonymous sources within NASCAR, the world’s largest stock car auto racing sanctioning body has sold its Busch and Truck Series to the National Hot Rod Association in order to focus their efforts on the soon to be renamed NASCAR Twinkie Cup Series.
A source at the NHRA said, “We got the going real fast part down, but might have to work on that turning left deal.”
The same NASCAR source, speaking on a condition of anonymity (and a cold ‘40’) said that NASCAR has sold the title rights to their top tier series to Hostess for a reported $140 billion and a preferred parking spot at the new NASCAR Hall of Fame.
Hostess, a division of Interstate Bakery Corporation is the maker of several popular snack cakes. When contacted for confirmation a spokesperson, who asked not to me named because he’s only in a ‘temp to perm’ position, said that indeed NASCAR had signed a deal and that 2008’s 10-race playoff now known as the Chase for the Nextel Cup will be called the NASCAR Chase for the Ding-Dong Cup (Cake).
He added that they would bring back trophy girls and call them Miss “Ho-Ho’s”.
The spokesperson also said that Twinkie’s would become the official snack cake of NASCAR and that a lifetime supply would be given to each season’s champion. He also said that they had already shipped 456 cases of Twinkies to four-time champion Jeff Gordon as a baby gift and ‘because he’s really skinny’.
When asked to clarify the spokesperson said they ‘had to go because the boss is coming’ and hung up.
Meanwhile the anonymous source back at NASCAR reported that NASCAR chairman Brian France would declare his candidacy for the 2008 Presidential Race and would run on a platform of declaring war on New York and forcing them to build a track there.
When contacted for comment, a White House spokesperson speaking on a condition of anonymity said that ‘Yes we have heard North Dakota has declared war on South Dakota because ‘you know how those southerners are’ and hung up.
Reached at NASCAR headquarters Brian France said, “Who are you and how did you get this number.”
Then the original NASCAR source confirmed that indeed he liked Twinkie’s almost too much and added, “Where the hell’s my ‘40’ man, I got to finish cleaning these bathrooms.”
By Greg Engle, Editor Cup Scene Daily
According to several anonymous sources within NASCAR, the world’s largest stock car auto racing sanctioning body has sold its Busch and Truck Series to the National Hot Rod Association in order to focus their efforts on the soon to be renamed NASCAR Twinkie Cup Series.
A source at the NHRA said, “We got the going real fast part down, but might have to work on that turning left deal.”
The same NASCAR source, speaking on a condition of anonymity (and a cold ‘40’) said that NASCAR has sold the title rights to their top tier series to Hostess for a reported $140 billion and a preferred parking spot at the new NASCAR Hall of Fame.
Hostess, a division of Interstate Bakery Corporation is the maker of several popular snack cakes. When contacted for confirmation a spokesperson, who asked not to me named because he’s only in a ‘temp to perm’ position, said that indeed NASCAR had signed a deal and that 2008’s 10-race playoff now known as the Chase for the Nextel Cup will be called the NASCAR Chase for the Ding-Dong Cup (Cake).
He added that they would bring back trophy girls and call them Miss “Ho-Ho’s”.
The spokesperson also said that Twinkie’s would become the official snack cake of NASCAR and that a lifetime supply would be given to each season’s champion. He also said that they had already shipped 456 cases of Twinkies to four-time champion Jeff Gordon as a baby gift and ‘because he’s really skinny’.
When asked to clarify the spokesperson said they ‘had to go because the boss is coming’ and hung up.
Meanwhile the anonymous source back at NASCAR reported that NASCAR chairman Brian France would declare his candidacy for the 2008 Presidential Race and would run on a platform of declaring war on New York and forcing them to build a track there.
When contacted for comment, a White House spokesperson speaking on a condition of anonymity said that ‘Yes we have heard North Dakota has declared war on South Dakota because ‘you know how those southerners are’ and hung up.
Reached at NASCAR headquarters Brian France said, “Who are you and how did you get this number.”
Then the original NASCAR source confirmed that indeed he liked Twinkie’s almost too much and added, “Where the hell’s my ‘40’ man, I got to finish cleaning these bathrooms.”
