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1. Mike Helton
Well, everyone knows chickens can drown in the rain, so we called the event and he headed home.
2. Jimmy Spencer
Mongo was chasing it.
3. Richard Childress
The chicken was not a team player and needed to move on.
4. Brooke Gordon
Look, I don't see what the big deal is all about, crossing the road is no more dangerous than racing.
5. Tony Stewart
I was at least 4 feet behind that chicken, I have no idea.
6. Robbie Gordon
What chicken?
7. Steve Park
I don't know but I was trying to miss that chicken when I spun on lap 10.
8. Jimmy Johnson
Beats me but if it lays a golden egg, we know I'm sure to find it.
9. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
It had to be for a cold Bud or a look at those triplets.
10. Dale Jarrett
I just stepped in chicken @#$#@!
11. Kevin Harvick
I never laid a bumper on that chicken!
12. Bobby Labonte
Fatback was chasin it.
13. Jeff Burton
Hey, it's no fun being the odd chicken out.
14. NASCAR
The chicken was below the yellow line but hey, no harm no fowl.
15. Michael Waltrip
Do the math, he ain't driving the Dream Machine!
16. Jeff Gordon
Easy come, easy go. Plenty more chicks in the world!
17. Elliot Sadler
Come back, chicken! I only eat all beef bologna!
18. Bill Elliott
Maybe he felt like a red headed step chicken.
19 Jeremy Mayfield
All I said was, "Hey chicken, is that Octane 93 you're wearing?"
20. Ward Burton
Chickens don't like Cat cars.
21. Jeff Green
It's not fair, the chicken had better equipment than I did!
22. Mark Martin
He went to visit the Pfizer chicken's health trailor.
23. Ryan Newman
That chicken reminds me of myself, always good for one hot lap!
24. Rusty Wallace
Look, if it's just me and the chicken on the last lap for the win, then there's gonna be one heck of a wreck if the chicken doesn't move!
25. Kurt Busch
Sharpie or no, I am NOT signing a chicken!
Well, everyone knows chickens can drown in the rain, so we called the event and he headed home.
2. Jimmy Spencer
Mongo was chasing it.
3. Richard Childress
The chicken was not a team player and needed to move on.
4. Brooke Gordon
Look, I don't see what the big deal is all about, crossing the road is no more dangerous than racing.
5. Tony Stewart
I was at least 4 feet behind that chicken, I have no idea.
6. Robbie Gordon
What chicken?
7. Steve Park
I don't know but I was trying to miss that chicken when I spun on lap 10.
8. Jimmy Johnson
Beats me but if it lays a golden egg, we know I'm sure to find it.
9. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
It had to be for a cold Bud or a look at those triplets.
10. Dale Jarrett
I just stepped in chicken @#$#@!
11. Kevin Harvick
I never laid a bumper on that chicken!
12. Bobby Labonte
Fatback was chasin it.
13. Jeff Burton
Hey, it's no fun being the odd chicken out.
14. NASCAR
The chicken was below the yellow line but hey, no harm no fowl.
15. Michael Waltrip
Do the math, he ain't driving the Dream Machine!
16. Jeff Gordon
Easy come, easy go. Plenty more chicks in the world!
17. Elliot Sadler
Come back, chicken! I only eat all beef bologna!
18. Bill Elliott
Maybe he felt like a red headed step chicken.
19 Jeremy Mayfield
All I said was, "Hey chicken, is that Octane 93 you're wearing?"
20. Ward Burton
Chickens don't like Cat cars.
21. Jeff Green
It's not fair, the chicken had better equipment than I did!
22. Mark Martin
He went to visit the Pfizer chicken's health trailor.
23. Ryan Newman
That chicken reminds me of myself, always good for one hot lap!
24. Rusty Wallace
Look, if it's just me and the chicken on the last lap for the win, then there's gonna be one heck of a wreck if the chicken doesn't move!
25. Kurt Busch
Sharpie or no, I am NOT signing a chicken!
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