Never Retire!

kat2220

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One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the
front
lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a
bit
unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old
ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to
the
manager. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front
lawn?"

"Yes," he said, "they're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard
sale."
 
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