Never Send A Woman To A Hardware Store

[muggle not]

Bobby was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Ann Marie to the hardware store.

At the hardware store, Marie saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joey, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Joey was finished, Ann Marie asked "How much for the teapot?"

Joey replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Marie exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bobby had sent her to buy and Joey went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Joey yelled, " Marie, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

Marie replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

That is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store ..

 

[majestyx]

 

[esorlxaw]

I get it, but a teapot in a hardware store?

 

[muggle not]

I get it, but a teapot in a hardware store?

Most of the "old time" hardware stores would always have teapots among their goods.

 

[esorlxaw]

ah