fergy1370
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"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other socialist-leftist-liberal, bed-wetting crybabies. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights".
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, free money taken from other hard-working Americans at the point of a gun by the federal government or any other form of wealth. Get off your fanny and get a job. Earn your wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them through actual hard work, but no one is guaranteeing you anything, period.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, freedom of expression, and that means freedom for everyone-not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., just like everyone else, but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be. So, get over it!
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, pour hot coffee on your lap, stick your finger in an electric outlet, or trip because you were running down the stairs, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives, and future relatives, independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. You do not have a right to free government handouts at the expense of taking it away from others. Americans are the most charitable people on earth, giving billions to feed the world, and will gladly help anyone in need, but, we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes, who sit on their lazy butts expecting the world to take care of them and give them free food, shelter, health care and a car to drive.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair until you look like burn bacon.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still don't have the right to a big screen color TV, free weight room, law library, 4-star meals, or a life of leisure. Expect the worse because you are a convicted criminal!
ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
ARTICLE IX: Americans are freedom loving people. We will stand by our friends in other countries in their quests to be free. We are not the world’s police force, however, we will gladly assist our true friends in a time of need.
ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE that happiness-which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the original Bill of Rights."
ARTICLE XI: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back, for good, to where you came from. Don’t expect us to HAVE to learn 15 different languages just so we seem friendly. We are friendly, and you can understand us, if you can speak and understand, English!
ARTICLE XII: You do not have a right to force your values on anyone else. If we don't agree with you, tough stuff. Get over it! We all have a right to our own values, beliefs, and freedom to worship as we see fit. If you don't like it, I hear tickets to the Soviet Union are available, cheap, one-way!
"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other socialist-leftist-liberal, bed-wetting crybabies. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights".
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, free money taken from other hard-working Americans at the point of a gun by the federal government or any other form of wealth. Get off your fanny and get a job. Earn your wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them through actual hard work, but no one is guaranteeing you anything, period.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, freedom of expression, and that means freedom for everyone-not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., just like everyone else, but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be. So, get over it!
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, pour hot coffee on your lap, stick your finger in an electric outlet, or trip because you were running down the stairs, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives, and future relatives, independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. You do not have a right to free government handouts at the expense of taking it away from others. Americans are the most charitable people on earth, giving billions to feed the world, and will gladly help anyone in need, but, we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes, who sit on their lazy butts expecting the world to take care of them and give them free food, shelter, health care and a car to drive.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair until you look like burn bacon.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still don't have the right to a big screen color TV, free weight room, law library, 4-star meals, or a life of leisure. Expect the worse because you are a convicted criminal!
ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
ARTICLE IX: Americans are freedom loving people. We will stand by our friends in other countries in their quests to be free. We are not the world’s police force, however, we will gladly assist our true friends in a time of need.
ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE that happiness-which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the original Bill of Rights."
ARTICLE XI: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back, for good, to where you came from. Don’t expect us to HAVE to learn 15 different languages just so we seem friendly. We are friendly, and you can understand us, if you can speak and understand, English!
ARTICLE XII: You do not have a right to force your values on anyone else. If we don't agree with you, tough stuff. Get over it! We all have a right to our own values, beliefs, and freedom to worship as we see fit. If you don't like it, I hear tickets to the Soviet Union are available, cheap, one-way!
