muggle not
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Subject: new boss
Don't we all know them--they always know what's best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This
new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the
facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of
workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How
much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looked
at him and replied, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four
weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about
himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell
me what that goof-off did here?"
From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
Don't we all know them--they always know what's best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This
new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the
facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of
workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How
much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looked
at him and replied, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four
weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about
himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell
me what that goof-off did here?"
From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."