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cutiepie24
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Subject: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
> * D A M N I T O L
>
> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for
> up to 8 full hours.
>
> * ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
>
> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
> rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two
> days.
>
> * E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
>
> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and
> loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were
> as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they
> moved out.
>
> * P E P T O B I M B O
>
> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full
> cups swallowed before an evening out increases
> breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
> conception.
>
> * D U M B E R O L
>
> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously
> low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and
> pickup trucks.
>
> * F L I P I T O R
>
> Increases life expectancy of commuters by
> controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other
> drivers.
>
> * M E N I C I L L I N
>
> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases
> resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me
> want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"
>
> * B U Y A G R A
>
> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
> Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of
> spending spree.
>
> * J A C K A S S P I R I N
>
> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
> your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
>
> * A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T!
>
> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
> anyone too eager to share their life stories with
> total strangers in elevators or on airplanes.
>
> * N A G A M E T
>
> When administered to a husband, provides the same
> irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving
> the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
>
> * D A M N I T O L
>
> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for
> up to 8 full hours.
>
> * ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
>
> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
> rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two
> days.
>
> * E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
>
> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and
> loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were
> as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they
> moved out.
>
> * P E P T O B I M B O
>
> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full
> cups swallowed before an evening out increases
> breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
> conception.
>
> * D U M B E R O L
>
> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously
> low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and
> pickup trucks.
>
> * F L I P I T O R
>
> Increases life expectancy of commuters by
> controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other
> drivers.
>
> * M E N I C I L L I N
>
> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases
> resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me
> want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"
>
> * B U Y A G R A
>
> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
> Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of
> spending spree.
>
> * J A C K A S S P I R I N
>
> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
> your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
>
> * A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T!
>
> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
> anyone too eager to share their life stories with
> total strangers in elevators or on airplanes.
>
> * N A G A M E T
>
> When administered to a husband, provides the same
> irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving
> the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
>
