THE OFFICIAL NEW ENGLANDER TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
50 F (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
New Englanders plant gardens.
35 F (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start.
New Englanders drive with the windows down.
32 F (0 C)
Florida water freezes.
New England water gets thicker.
0 F (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
New Englanders have the last cookout of the season.
-60 F (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
New Englander Girl Scouts sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 F (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders pull down their ear flaps.
-173 F (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
New Englanders get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460 F (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
New Englanders start saying "it's wicked cold"
-500 F (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Boston Red Sox win the World Series
50 F (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
New Englanders plant gardens.
35 F (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start.
New Englanders drive with the windows down.
32 F (0 C)
Florida water freezes.
New England water gets thicker.
0 F (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
New Englanders have the last cookout of the season.
-60 F (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
New Englander Girl Scouts sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 F (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders pull down their ear flaps.
-173 F (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
New Englanders get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460 F (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
New Englanders start saying "it's wicked cold"
-500 F (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Boston Red Sox win the World Series
