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cutiepie24
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When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital,
the Allergists voted to scratch it and
the Dermatologists advised no rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but
the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and
the Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a mis-conception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted;
the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while
the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness;
the Surgeons decided to wash their hands off the whole thing, and
the Radiologists could see right through it!
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter"
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
And in the end,
the Proctologists left the decision up to some a**hole who didn't give a ****!!
the Allergists voted to scratch it and
the Dermatologists advised no rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but
the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and
the Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a mis-conception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted;
the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while
the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness;
the Surgeons decided to wash their hands off the whole thing, and
the Radiologists could see right through it!
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter"
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
And in the end,
the Proctologists left the decision up to some a**hole who didn't give a ****!!
