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So, the other day I was sitting around in my Fruit of the Loom underpants while talking on my Cingular phone. I was calling about getting my new Kodak camera delivered. All the while, I was eating a Reese's. I thought, maybe I should go to the Orleans Hotel and Casino, but then, I realized that my car was with GM Goodwrench, getting fixed. Why? Because I ran out of Havoline on my way back from Harrah's.

Can you figure out who my favorite drivers are?
 
Robby Gordon, Brendan Gaughan, Jamie McMurray, Kevin Harvick, Larry Foyt?

After I saw him having car trouble on his way home from that certain place, I walked down to Target, bought something, and I called my mother on my Cingular Wireless phone. My brother and I drove to the hobby shop, I saw a couple of Budweiser Chevy Die-casts and I decided to buy them. Later on, we took our car to the GM Goodwrench Center where the car was tuned up. We then went out to the Las Vegas Gladiators game where my brother took out a Kodak camera and took a couple pictures of 2nd- rate Football players.
 
Casey Mears, Robby Gordon, Junior, Harvick, Gaughan, and the Oakland Raiders.



Finishing the last handful of M&Ms, I washed it down with a Coors Light I had stowed in an old Rubbermaid container that came from Home Depot. The UPS man was late, again, so I grabbed my Alltel phone and hopped on my Cat Skid Steer loader. Wouldn't you know it, those Viagra pills kicked in just then, and I was fresh out of Tide, so I ended up searching among my Dewalt tools for a little Valvoline...just in case.
 
Elliott Sadler, Sterling Marlin, Kurt Busch, Tony Stewart, Dale Jarrett, Ryan Newman, Scott Wimmer, Mark Martin, Ricky Craven, Matt Kenseth and Scott Riggs.

Did I get that all right?

Mostly Busch Series here

Great Clips! I screamed. But I had no choice, sure that Bass Pro Shops fishing rod looked good but those Reeses were really calling out to me, so I whipped out some Oreo to get that out of the way. Then I checked out the Yellow Transportation Car (not McMurray just to give y'all a clue) and ran out of the door screaming my head off.
 
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