A guy is out with buddies and has a few drinks and is feeling a little
frisky but, true to his wife, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in
bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in
her mouth.
She starts to choke, but recovers and asks - "What did you put in my
mouth?"
He says, "Two aspirin."
She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says, - "That's all I wanted to hear"
frisky but, true to his wife, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in
bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in
her mouth.
She starts to choke, but recovers and asks - "What did you put in my
mouth?"
He says, "Two aspirin."
She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says, - "That's all I wanted to hear"
