Speeding ticket
A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling
faster than the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good mood
that day, he decided to give the poor fellow a break and write
him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his
name.
"Fred", he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred" the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him
that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks
he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies...
"It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I
know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time.
So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When
I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally
got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back
to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through
school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my
assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with
VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so
I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about
the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away
my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
The officer let him go without even a warning.
A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling
faster than the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good mood
that day, he decided to give the poor fellow a break and write
him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his
name.
"Fred", he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred" the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him
that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks
he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies...
"It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I
know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time.
So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When
I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally
got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back
to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through
school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my
assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with
VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so
I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about
the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away
my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
The officer let him go without even a warning.
ROTFLMAO
