A man went to confession at St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
"Father," he confessed, "it has been a month since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green two times in the past month."
The Father replied, 'that's okay my son. Say two Hail Mary's and go on your way. You are forgiven"
Shortly thereafter another parishioner entered the confessional booth and confessed, "Father, I have sinned. I had sex with Nookie Green two times a week for the past month.'
The Father asked, "who is this Nookie Green?"
"oh, she's a new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replied.
The Priest said, "Very well my son. Say ten Hail Mary's and you are forgiven."
At man on Sunday morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, drop dead gorgeous, red headed woman entered the sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her and total silence filled the airs she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green, and very short. She wore matching , shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but enough they could see she wasn't wearing and underwear.
The priest turned to the altar bay and whispered, "is that Nookie Green?"
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, "no Father, I think it's just the reflection off her toes."
"Father," he confessed, "it has been a month since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green two times in the past month."
The Father replied, 'that's okay my son. Say two Hail Mary's and go on your way. You are forgiven"
Shortly thereafter another parishioner entered the confessional booth and confessed, "Father, I have sinned. I had sex with Nookie Green two times a week for the past month.'
The Father asked, "who is this Nookie Green?"
"oh, she's a new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replied.
The Priest said, "Very well my son. Say ten Hail Mary's and you are forgiven."
At man on Sunday morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, drop dead gorgeous, red headed woman entered the sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her and total silence filled the airs she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green, and very short. She wore matching , shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but enough they could see she wasn't wearing and underwear.
The priest turned to the altar bay and whispered, "is that Nookie Green?"
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, "no Father, I think it's just the reflection off her toes."