Nosey neighbor and little girl

[sdj]

I little girl was digging a hole in her yard when the nosey neighbor lady saw her and said, Sally, what are you doing?
Sally said, digging a hole to bury my pet bird.
Nosey said, why are you digging such a big hole to bury your bird?
Sally said, because it's inside your f'ing cat!

 

[Racer1930]

"Mommy, mommy...a big dog just chased Tabby into the back yard!"

"It will be OK Honey"

"...but Mommy he is big and is growling at her!"

"she will be just fine...don't worry"

Growl - YeeeOOOW!!!" (dog runs away)

"See Honey...Big Dogs understand YeeOOW".

"What does it mean Mommy?"

"it means alimony "

 

[Blaze]

I little girl was digging a hole in her yard when the nosey neighbor lady saw her and said, Sally, what are you doing?
Sally said, digging a hole to bury my pet bird.
Nosey said, why are you digging such a big hole to bury your bird?
Sally said, because it's inside your f'ing cat!

I seen a video sorta like this before.