Benevolent One
Team Owner
Yesterday was not a good day to be a stupid criminal around here. I heard two stories on the news last night that I found interesting.
In the first one, a cancer patient was at home alone recovering from a really rough day of chemo treatment. A moron burst through her front door and demanded money with an AK47 in her face. She reached over the side of the couch she was sitting on and got her purse. She was going to give him her money but then she realized that he still had the barrel of the gun in her purse and that pissed her off. She got so mad that he was apparently rude enough to still have to gun in her face that she just hauled off and hit him in the head with her purse. He staggered backwards and she jumped off the couch with a surge of adrenaline and he hit her in the head with the butt of the AK and ran out the door with no money. The police picked him up a little bit later.
In the second story a couple of guys robbed a local bank and ran out the door and ran behind the bank where they ran through the yard of a guy who just happened to be starting to walk his pit bull. The pit bull, of course, latched onto the arm with the bag in it, apparently recognizing it as a threat to his owner, and the guy dropped the bag and eventually, somehow, managed to escape the dog. By that time, however, the cops were able to get there to catch the guys a few yards away. One of the robbers decided to shot himself in the head instead of going to prison and the other was taken alive. By the way, even if they had gotten away with the bag, there was a dye pack that had exploded all over the money anyway.
I just love it when crime doesn't pay
In the first one, a cancer patient was at home alone recovering from a really rough day of chemo treatment. A moron burst through her front door and demanded money with an AK47 in her face. She reached over the side of the couch she was sitting on and got her purse. She was going to give him her money but then she realized that he still had the barrel of the gun in her purse and that pissed her off. She got so mad that he was apparently rude enough to still have to gun in her face that she just hauled off and hit him in the head with her purse. He staggered backwards and she jumped off the couch with a surge of adrenaline and he hit her in the head with the butt of the AK and ran out the door with no money. The police picked him up a little bit later.
In the second story a couple of guys robbed a local bank and ran out the door and ran behind the bank where they ran through the yard of a guy who just happened to be starting to walk his pit bull. The pit bull, of course, latched onto the arm with the bag in it, apparently recognizing it as a threat to his owner, and the guy dropped the bag and eventually, somehow, managed to escape the dog. By that time, however, the cops were able to get there to catch the guys a few yards away. One of the robbers decided to shot himself in the head instead of going to prison and the other was taken alive. By the way, even if they had gotten away with the bag, there was a dye pack that had exploded all over the money anyway.
I just love it when crime doesn't pay
