Not in the pool

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Little Johnny talks Donnie into sneaking into the neighborhood pool one day.
They snuck in un-noticed and were having a great time swimming and plaing Marco Polo.
After about an hour, the lifeguard blew his whistle and motioned for Johnny and Donnie to come over to him.
"I've been watching you boys for a while and now it's time for you to leave" said the lifeguard. Little Johnny asked, "But why?"
"I just watched both of you peeing in the pool" replied the lifeguard.
Little Johny countered with, "But everybody pees in the pool!"

The lifeguard responded, " Yeah, but not off the diving board!"
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