Now this is a redneck

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Great job, and a true inspiration.

For the freestyle program he gets a perfect 10 on the judges scorecard.

But for the technicals program I can only unofficially score him as a 9.2 on my judges scorecard.
0.10 deduction for no cigarette hanging out his mouth, or an optional Pabst blue ribbon in the hand.
0.50 deduction for no evidence of the lawn mower being hopped up with a motorcycle engine, or of it being modified with a vicious cam. The cam is the minimum expectation for proper redneck E-Sted-iks.
0.10 Deduction for no modified or straight pipe exhaust devices. Even if doesn't sound like a hopped up Harley, a good redneck should at least demonstrate an effort.
0.10 deduction for no lawn mower gun rack or holstered side arms.

Note: The 9.2 score is currently unofficial and still under review.
 
I wonder if that's how they change the mower blades too....

That would be innovative. Just put a wrench on the bolt holding the blade, and let the driver fire up the engine and engage the blade.
The bolt would loosen itself, no ratchets, or air guns needed.

What could possibly go wrong.
 
That would be innovative. Just put a wrench on the bolt holding the blade, and let the driver fire up the engine and engage the blade.
The bolt would loosen itself, no ratchets, or air guns needed.

What could possibly go wrong.
You might be a redneck if....

(yes, sarcasm was detected..i think)
 
The rider is only there to push on all the safety switches. where are my wior plours, I'll fix all that right quick and make this a one man job.
 
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