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Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't
think they're jokes.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for prisoners.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who
would be saved?
A: America!!
Barack Obama: He's got what it takes, to take what you've got!
Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"
No one wants to see GM's new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!
The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. Would...25 to life be appropriate?
Q. Why doesn't Obama pray?
A. It's impossible to read the teleprompter with his eyes closed.
New Barack Channel (NBC)
Another Barack Channel (ABC)
My Seriously New Barack Channel (MSNBC)
Q. What's the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A Hitler wrote his own book.
Q. What's another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A. Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.
Some of these are pretty funny.
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't
think they're jokes.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for prisoners.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who
would be saved?
A: America!!
Barack Obama: He's got what it takes, to take what you've got!
Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"
No one wants to see GM's new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!
The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. Would...25 to life be appropriate?
Q. Why doesn't Obama pray?
A. It's impossible to read the teleprompter with his eyes closed.
New Barack Channel (NBC)
Another Barack Channel (ABC)
My Seriously New Barack Channel (MSNBC)
Q. What's the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A Hitler wrote his own book.
Q. What's another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A. Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.
Some of these are pretty funny.
