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THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
50 F (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35 F (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 F (0 C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 F (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60 F (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 F (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173 F (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460 F (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500 F (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple win the Stanley Cup.
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Sorry for the last one guys.. hope you don't take offense to it.
50 F (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35 F (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 F (0 C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 F (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60 F (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 F (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173 F (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460 F (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500 F (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple win the Stanley Cup.
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Sorry for the last one guys.. hope you don't take offense to it.
