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sgbg88

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A friend passed this on to me and 97 knew you would just love it!!! :ph34r:



Done to the tune of Jingle Bells!!!

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.

Down the road I go, sliding all the way.

I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.

My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!


Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.

Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!


I went to IGA, to get some Christmas cheer.

I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.

Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.

I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.



Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.

Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!


Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.

People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!

I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,

Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!


Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.

Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusttttttttty Chevroooooooleeeeeet!
 
"A friend passed this on to me and 97 knew you would just love it!!!"


Bow..now you know I had nothing at all to do with this , man! :lilangel:
 
Hey 97 that's the same thing you sent me in that email isn't it....^_^ :p (I am with ya SG!)
 
That is a funny song. I have a cd copy of it in my truck.
 
Hey 4X you do know that all this is 97's fault!! I just love this song, and I know Bow will too!
 
The one you told me to post--set to the tune of Jingle Bells----the one Bow is going to love. The first post of this thread!!! (Dee how well did you kiss him under that mistletoe? :lol: )
 
Originally posted by sgbg88@Dec 22 2003, 10:23 PM
The one you told me to post--set to the tune of Jingle Bells----the one Bow is going to love. The first post of this thread!!! (Dee how well did you kiss him under that mistletoe? :lol: )
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Oh...the one you made up! DUH...man do I feel blonde!
 
damn, ya'll wouldn't talk about a man when he is not here to defend himself would ya?
 
Now what would give you that idea? ;) 97 thought you would love it :p
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Dec 22 2003, 10:41 PM
Man , no worry---I had your back. ;)
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Yeah, I saw that. One things for sure, a Ford wouldn't be running with all those problems. :lol:
 
Originally posted by sgbg88@Dec 22 2003, 11:23 PM
(Dee how well did you kiss him under that mistletoe? :lol: )
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My kisses blow his mind every time. :lol: :p
 
I would rather drive a rusty ole dependable Chevy any day. I see to many new fords on the side of the road and on tow trucks. :p
 
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