OK, now I've heard everything

[TexasRaceLady]

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/09/20/cow-farts-can-now-be-regulated-in-california.html

I want to see the California legislators out in the fields convincing cows that they shouldn't blech or fart.
ROTFLMAO

 

[dpkimmel2001]

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/09/20/cow-farts-can-now-be-regulated-in-california.html

I want to see the California legislators out in the fields convincing cows that they shouldn't blech or fart.
ROTFLMAO

So..... how in heck are they going to be able to monitor this? Sound or smell? Sounds like a shi!ty job.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

So..... how in heck are they going to be able to monitor this? Sound or smell? Sounds like a shi!ty job.

I know. My grandfather kept dairy cattle and boy, could they put out the stink. Most of the methane comes from the belching --- a by-product of
digestion. What are they going to do --- give the cows antacids?

 

[utvol0427]

Told a cow to stop farting once. She slapped me and called me an a**hole.

 

[Johali]

Told a cow to stop farting once. She slapped me and called me an *******.

 

[lisa]

Told a cow to stop farting once. She slapped me and called me an *******.

You really hurt my feelings.

 

[BobbyFord]

We are so over regulated here. We'll probably be taxed to fund a special program for the installation of bovine catalytic converters.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Now, no politics involved. Merely bovine catalytic converters.

I still want to see the legislators out in the dairy barn trying to measure the amount of methane produced.

 

[BobbyFord]

Now, no politics involved. Merely bovine catalytic converters.

I still want to see the legislators out in the dairy barn trying to measure the amount of methane produced.

Someone will show up for that detail.

 

[be9ak7ts16]

The COT (cow of tomorrow).

 

[DanicaFreak]

^wonder what the stagger is on that COW and if it would pass inspection

 

[BobbyFord]

^wonder what the stagger is on that COW and if it would pass inspection

Is there an air flow meter on the intake and the exhaust??

 

[Bucky Badger]

^wonder what the stagger is on that COW and if it would pass inspection

I'd be more worried about the laser inspection