An old woman is riding in the elevator at a VERY lavish office building. A young, beautiful woman gets on the elevator smelling of very expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and arrogantly says, "Giorgio-Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce".
The next young and beautiful young woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Channel #5- $150 an ounce".
Three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves she looks both beautiful young women in the eyes, bends over and lets out a most foul smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk saying "Broccoli-49 cents a pound".
The next young and beautiful young woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Channel #5- $150 an ounce".
Three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves she looks both beautiful young women in the eyes, bends over and lets out a most foul smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk saying "Broccoli-49 cents a pound".
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